She keeps throwing one liners and you expect to hear the audience laughter and applaud like in sitcoms. Now, I’m not very much into politics, so I know when I hear about someone they really have gone out of their way to standout, mostly with their idiocy.
So, I did a little digging on Zartaj Gul Wazir to see who she is, and turns our Minister of State for Climate Change has flair of providing unintended comic relief with such seriousness that anyone with Google or an ounce of a brain knows she is actually flaunting her innate humour to audition for a Pakistan’s next big comic act. The way she chided about a heavy rain and snowfall because of PM Imran Khan any standup comedian can get insecure about their job!
In her last comedy performance, Zartaj Gul talked about Covid-19 and how it means that the flu has 19 points that can affect different people in different ways. The audience were in fits! Even Gulf News recognised her talent.
Wisdom of Zartaj Gul is praised in the Headline of Gulf News. #COVID19 has 19 points! pic.twitter.com/iR2aUDs9v6
— Abdul Majid Kalwar (@Majid_PSF) June 22, 2020
The netizens ever so alert, and ever so helpful, took her standup act to the next level just so that she doesn’t fall short of ideas.
When the voice is Zartaj and I am Gul #zartajgulwazir #ZartajGulLogic #COVIDIOTS #Covid_19 pic.twitter.com/Rl0pRqqdqS
— Ali Gul Pir (@Aligulpir) June 22, 2020
F-16 means that it can take you to 16 different countries in one go.#tweetlikezartaj
— Maha Ahmad (@MahaAhmd_7) June 22, 2020
“1992 World Cup winner ka matlab hai ke Imran Khan 1992 dafa world cup jeetay hein” #TweetLikeZartaj
— Choolhay ka ignored burner (@mahobili) June 20, 2020
My last name is Wazir because I am Minister #TweetLikeZartaj
— Syed M. Saad Ahsan (@saadahsan) June 20, 2020
AK-47 means that it was made in Agha Khan laboratory in 1947.#TweetLikeZartaj
— S a l e e m o v i c (@Shandigull) June 21, 2020
N95 masks are available in 95 different styles..#TweetLikeZartaj
— Muhammad asadullah (@asadnuces007) June 20, 2020
N-95 mask ko N-95 is lie kaha jata hai k is k filter me 95 holes hote hain. pic.twitter.com/sKZwVW5s51
— Medical Student Diaries (@Med_Diaries) June 21, 2020
Heart Surgery ko #ByPass Surgery is lie kehte hain k agar successful hui to #Pass, unsuccessful hui to #Bye. pic.twitter.com/M0FYyNn7ny
— Medical Student Diaries (@Med_Diaries) June 21, 2020
N-95 mask ko N-95 is lie kaha jata hai k is k filter me 95 holes hote hain. pic.twitter.com/sKZwVW5s51
— Medical Student Diaries (@Med_Diaries) June 21, 2020
Snapshot of some of her best performances
Zartaj Gul imparting wisdom, which one is your favourite??? pic.twitter.com/4Qi2ULb6Sd
— Maria Zulfiqar Khan (@DocMZK) June 21, 2020
It doesn’t matter what her age is, nor what her education is; what matters is that she wants to highlight her funny side because that’s what good comics do. Can Netflix give her a special already?!
