Why is Usman trending on Twitter? Not because it’s a slow day and anything with 1k tweets becomes a trend. There are over 20K tweets in a matter of hours, making Usman the latest obsession of Pakistan Twitter.
Who is Usman?
Here’s how to spot an Usman:
- Usman is the nicest guy. Around girls.
- Girls love being with Usman… as a friend.
- Usman has many girl friends. But no girlfriend.
- It’s 2am and you’re hungry? Usman will bring you chocolates.
- All Usman wants in return is the love. All he gets in return is love as a friend.
The poor fella got friend-zoned publicly. And tweeps are having a field day.
Why is Usman trending on Twitter?
Usman’s friend Komal was hungry. It was 2:00am in the morning. Komal texted Usman that she was hungry. It’s a not-so-cold October night. Usman gets up and rushes to the nearest store. Buys chocolates – all variants of them he could find, and TUC – for halki phulki bhook. Then he deliver it to Komal.
Komal can’t believe it. She appreciates her friend Usman.
I texted Usman i wanna eat something at this time and he just brought this to me 😭 Y’all need a friend like Usman in your life. pic.twitter.com/u9kLqAFXAw— Komal Shahid. (@TheKomalShahid) October 11, 2019
Twitter is quick to spot a friend-zoned guy.
Please raise your hands and recite dua for our fallen brother Usman. https://t.co/moxGxxoSQ6— BenDover (@Musanna_Ahmed) October 12, 2019
The guy didn’t see this coming…
Usman walking home after delivering all those snacks https://t.co/o4WuOdEALJ— Winterfell Lad (@SaadNC) October 12, 2019
Usman waiting for the right time to shoot his shot. https://t.co/RJvqv9BOmM— Zee (@theshanhaider) October 12, 2019
Usman after bringing chocolates for Komal. pic.twitter.com/FBYvUGzI7h— خان 🇦🇪🇵🇰 (@BaatYeHai) October 12, 2019
Are you Usman? Be like Usman.
Types of #Usman I have come across in my timeline
1. I was once an Usman
2. I was Usman 10 years ago
3. I am 40 years old – still an Usman
4. I am my own Usman
5. I can be your Usman
6. Be nice- Be like Usman
7. Usmanda is better than food panda
Leave the poor guy alone. 😂 https://t.co/wvj22dB1j2— HafsaS (@thebusybean_) October 12, 2019
With friends like Usman, who needs FoodPanda?
Even the girl who friend zoned Usman, Komal Shahid, is trending on Twitter.
How do you get “Friend-Zoned”?
Here’s a video of our very own “Major” Adnan Sami getting friend-zoned.
It all started with an appreciation tweet. And here we are.
Usman and Komal Shahid could very well be a genuine friends. You know. Not everyone would have an agenda of being nice with women to get in their pants. Yet it’s amazing how everyone would start judging a guy’s intentions just because the poor fella brought chocolates for his friend at 2am. True, it has a funny side to it. But men have this luxury of being able to roam around at 2am, without giving a fuck. It’s not so simple for women. So, guys.. maybe Usman was just being nice. Give the poor guy some space.
Doing something for a marginalized majority of the population makes you a hero, not a joke.
Usman is the superhero every girl needs, as a friend.